Privacy Policy
Short version: I collect the minimum I need to ship you a package, I don't sell your information, and I take your privacy as seriously as you do.
Given what I sell, I know privacy isn't a checkbox for my customers - it's the whole point. Here's exactly what happens with your information when you order from me.
What I collect
When you place an order, I collect what's necessary to actually get the package to you: your name, shipping address, email address, and (if you contact me) whatever you send in your message. Payment information - card numbers, billing details - is handled entirely by my payment processor. I never see your full card number and I don't store it.
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My site also uses standard analytics and cookies to understand things like how many people visit and which pages they look at. This is aggregated data, not tied to you personally.
What I do with it
A very short list:
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The payment processor, so your payment actually goes through. The shipping carrier (USPS and any international handoff partners), so your package actually arrives. The platform that hosts my store, because the order has to live somewhere. That's the entire list. I do not sell, rent, trade, or share your information with marketers, data brokers, advertisers, or anyone else. Full stop.
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The only exception is if I'm legally required to hand something over - a subpoena, court order, or similar. I'd push back on anything overreaching, but I have to follow the law.
Discretion on your bank statement
The charge on your card or bank statement appears under a neutral business name, not anything that describes the product. If you want to confirm exactly how it will appear before ordering, just contact me.
How long I keep it
Order records are kept as long as needed for tax, accounting, and warranty/support purposes - typically a few years, as required by law. After that, they're deleted. If you want your information removed sooner, email me and I'll take care of it (except for records I'm legally required to retain).
Your rights
You have the right to ask what information I have about you, correct anything inaccurate, or request deletion. If you're in the EU/UK, the GDPR gives you additional rights including data portability and the right to object to processing. If you're in California, the CCPA gives you similar rights. To exercise any of these, just email me - I'll respond within 30 days.
Security
The site uses SSL encryption for everything that moves between your browser and the server. Payment data is handled by PCI-compliant processors. No system is 100% bulletproof, but I use reputable platforms specifically because they take security seriously.
Children
This site and these products are strictly for adults 18 and over. I do not knowingly collect information from anyone under 18.
Changes to this policy
If I update this policy, the new version will be posted here with an updated date. Significant changes will be flagged clearly.
Contact
Questions, requests, or concerns about your privacy? Email me directly. You'll get a response from the actual person running this shop, not a support ticket bot.
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Last updated: April 2026